Wine time???
Did you know there is a "wine" that can actually make you lose weight? In fact... as you drink it you will begin to experience muscle stimulation in your abdomen because it literally turns your flab into fab. Ooh yes... also this wine has amazing age reversing compounds, that'll help you erase ages off your face; wrinkles will begin to vanish right in front of your eyes with every sip that you consume,"crows feet no more!" Overall, it dramatically increases your vitality and longevity.
Unbelievable stuff right? As your reading this you are probably thinking "what the hell?".. as you should; because I made all of that up. It's just my wishful thinking, dreaming about a perfect "yummy alcoholic health elixir" that will cure all and help save the world. But, if any of you so happen to have had experience any of the symptoms above, well... My dear reader friend "you are impaired," and the only way to solve this problema is to "drink more wine"… though it may result in a serious side effect shown bellow.
Unbelievable stuff right? As your reading this you are probably thinking "what the hell?".. as you should; because I made all of that up. It's just my wishful thinking, dreaming about a perfect "yummy alcoholic health elixir" that will cure all and help save the world. But, if any of you so happen to have had experience any of the symptoms above, well... My dear reader friend "you are impaired," and the only way to solve this problema is to "drink more wine"… though it may result in a serious side effect shown bellow.
Did you know? (now this is
an actual TRUE fact)
Going back in history…in ancient Rome, women were not allowed to drink wine. It was a forbidden
fruit and if a hubby was ever to catch his woman indulging in such scrumptious,
delicious activity he by law was allowed to kill her!
Wowzie, times were mighty hard back then!
p.s
Is it too early to open a bottle right now???
ReplyDeletehaha well you know what they say... It's five o'clock somewhere ;)
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